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hils79:

100 Days of Sebastian Stan

Day 50: Those tennis pics

This is how thoroughly we women have been sexualized, that we cannot make the kind of noises that come with physical exertion without it being associated with sex. In fact, everything about our bodies has been sexualized in one way or another. If we groan during sport or we breast-feed in public, we are criticized for making people think about sex. If we talk openly about things like menstruation and poop and farts, then we are criticized for making people not want to think about sex.

Think about what it means to be ladylike and all of the adjectives that go along with it: elegant, cultured, classy, sophisticated. To be successful at being feminine means being successful at being private, keeping your body’s natural functions behind closed doors and never letting anyone know they exist. It means to be constrained, that you do not let your legs spread wide in public transportation and you do not make noises that are harsh on the ears. It means presenting a polished, shiny surface to the world at all times, one that allows others to project whatever they wish onto you while never showing too much of your true self.

- Women’s tennis and the gender politics of grunting  (via health-time)
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tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

(Source: xbox420)

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trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

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via kobayboshi / 22 hours ago / 31,708 notes / PUPPY,

zealouscorgi:

i forgot what i was doing

saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!
EDIT: FOUND IT

via xxi-vii / 23 hours ago / 137,220 notes / Captain America,

the members of an orchestra

violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
violins II: why do we always get the boring parts
flutes: we're so lonely
piccolo: lol fk your ears
french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
trumpets: wats 'p'
trombones: wats quiet
cellos: im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
clarinet: *squeaks*
timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
bass clarinet: lol where am i
tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
harp: im just a more sophisticated piano
piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
cornets: trumpet wannabe
cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
xylophones: am i meant to be here?
triangles:
bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL
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littlesammythemoose:

pretty sure the westboro baptist church think about gay sex more than gay people think about gay sex

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hermione: hes a werewolf
ron: :O
harry: :O
lupin: how did u know
hermione: your name
hermione: it's werewolf
hermione: mcwerewolf
hermione:
hermione: i swear to shit im surrounded by dumb fucks
via rugbytackler / 1 day ago / 7,477 notes / Harry Potter,

absofmarvel:

Steve. No. Steve I don’t want to.

Steve?

(Source: the-way-im-feeling)

(Source: fyeahtaylor)

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phlintscones:

samknitchester:

clintbarthon:

lifeywifey:

agirlofvariety:

Q: You just wrapped a film after working on it for a long time- what’s the first thing you want to do with your free time?

is this man aware of how barton-y he really is because it’s alarming

894654139th proof that jeremy renner is actually hawkeye

the entire cast of avengers is in some kind of competition to out-method-act each other I s2g

I love how he said “take another nap”

Q & A

Many thanks for your reply. The idea of my message was that using "fuck" as a base for all the swearing is boring. In Russia we leave such swearing for unintelligent classes. Educated people enrich their vocabulary with more interesting swearing.

neil-gaiman:

Yes. They don’t really do that so much in blue collar America, or not in the parts of blue collar America I’ve been in anyway. 

The American Gods short story I’m currently working on is set in the UK, where the swearing is slightly different, so you get sentences like

 “Such bullshit,” said a woman’s voice. “But you always were a bullshitter, Ollie, you pusillanimous little cock-stain.”

But then, that’s a different world again.

1 day ago / asked by tokarev73
 
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