Fangirl Extraordinaire: Archive

Mar 31st

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Ferrari boys + twitter = OTP

Everything is Ferrari banter and nothing hurts. Now come on Rob darling, look what you’re missing out on, you know you want to come and join the fun :D (I will die if that ever happens. Seriously, they’ll be able to hear the squee from Maranello)

Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

Mar 27th

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Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously. 
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.

Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

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Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

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“But it actually confuses me why people watch F1 just for the looks. I mean in...”

– Annie (via ellyintheskywithdiamonds)

Mar 25th

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I can't actually believe any of this needs saying...

Yesterday I reblogged a post saying I was embarrassed to be associated with F1 fangirls who think the sport is all about the hot guys. Today I cannot even bring myself to reblog the post that has made medisgustedto be associated with these people. Let me just say this: Rape jokes are never funny, they are never appropriate and they are NEVER acceptable. Saying someone deserves to be raped...

Mar 25th

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